5 stars - linkI would like to describe this book as invaluable, but only time (and reviews) could really tell if it is or not. I used the predictive tool outlined in chapter 17 ("What will become of your lonely soul: Avoiding a decrepit future for you and your purchased children"), which aims to point out what your future love life will be if you continue life along the same path that you're currently doing. The generated results were mildly curious:
27% probability: You will never find anyone who loves you, as you are a deeply unlikeable person.
19% probability: You will find a partner in the next 5 years - you will stay together for 10 years and then break up, as you are a deeply unlikeable person.
16% probability: There is a good chance that you will find a partner for life, but you will have to move to an area that could be more tolerable of your deeply unlikeable nature, such as Tredegar, Dudley or Minsk.
13% probability: You have already made a love connection, and the fact that you need statistics to find out the possibility of finding a better partner means you are a deeply unlikeable person.
12% probability: You are genuinely despicable and I would appreciate you returning this book for a refund.
11% probability: You are too much in love with yourself to care about loving anyone else, and you are a deeply unlikeable person.
2% probability: You are a nice person if you dig very deep down indeed, but your cause is generally not helped by speaking.
I have to award this book 5 stars for the remarkable prescience. It gives me no pleasure to do so, but it must be done.
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