Webless.

I am currently without internet access in my flat - this is of course a travesty. Hopefully I'll have a chance to write something vaguely funny in the next few weeks, and with more music to come at you when I get comfortable settled in my new home.

Please don't think I don't care about my (admittedly small) audience - I don't, but I'd prefer that you didn't think that.

Yours,
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